With the mounting excitement of the upcoming local elections whipping exuberant hordes of voters into a barely discernible frenzy of overwhelming disinterest, the following flyer was discovered blowing disconsolately along Great Yarmouth’s Golden Kilometerandabit. It carried the masthead of the Free the United Kingdom from Europe party (FUKEU).
‘Voters of England, do not allow yourselves to be deceived. The new-look Terminally Obnoxious Fogey Faction is brandishing green credentials and abandoning traditional values in the hope it can outsocialise the Socialists currently in power. This is nothing more than an electoral ploy! Poster-boy Big Dave is this year’s fashion fad, today’s patio for politics!
There exists today in our once-great land only one political faction which truely stands for the old-fashioned virtues which made Britain such a force in the world - and it is not UKIP!
Give your backing to FUKEU - we stand up for the Best of British.
PS Scots, Welsh or others of Celtic persuasion should pass this to their nearest English acquaintance.’